God misunderstood when I asked to pick up some fine ladies.
So maybe it sounded like I was talking down about the boulder dam hotel. It really is a nice place, but it's historic, so don't expect modern hotel type stuff. And, I did tell the crazy front desk lady that my assessment of my stay would depend mostly on my free breakfast. If that's the case, they get an A. I got to pick any entree I wanted off the breakfast menu, plus coffee, and didn't have to spend a dime. That's what I'm talking about. Steak and eggs and soudough toast. And home fries. I'm stuffed.
I was in the shower this morning, and right before I endured the most painful experience of my lifetime when I haphazardly loaded my eyeballs with a product labeled 'complextion soap', I realized I hadn't planned to go to church. Perfect. I'm in sin city, and I skipped church. I'm going to hell. So I decided to bring up todays readings on my phone and read them while I waited for my delicious meal to arrive. I wasn't even through the first reading when I received a tap on my shoulder from a gentleman who obviously was by himself as well. He asked how I was, if I was staying there, and what brought me to vegas. Without much more questioning as he took his seat at a closeby table, he said 'its too bad we didn't meet last night. We could of met up, gone out, had some fun, if you'd be into that kind of thing'. Wait a second. I'm going to pretend like you didn't say that. So he asked where I was from, and some other small talk questions, and I tried to get back to my readings. It wasn't long,however, before he started asking me questions I had already answered. Weird. So I answered. And then again... 'yeah it's too bad we didn't meet last night. We could have met up, gone out, had some fun, if you're into that kind of thing'. Okay its official. He's gay, and he's totally hitting on me. I threw up in my mouth. I continued to politely ignore him, and tried to eat my food quickly. Then he asked what time my sister was landing. I was like...right now. I gotta go. 'Oh okay, because I was going to invite you up to my room, have a little fun, if you're into that kind of thing'. I gotta be getting the heck out of here. I ran. Didn't even stop to pee first, and I was full. I guess my hopes were misinterpreted. Oh well.
Ill write more later, when I get the chance, if you're into that kind of thing...